Ellie: So Mama, you were talking to Daddy, and Daddy was talking to me, but I was talking to Daddy, not you, but Daddy was talking about me to you—
Me: Hold up. I’m confused. Can you draw me a flow chart?
Ellie: Sure!
*a few minutes later*
Me: How’s that flow chart coming?
Ellie: It’s flowin’ good, Mama.